MEET SAWYER, THE ULTIMATE BISEXUAL
In the clip below you can hear new Sean Cody dude Sawyer (love the name!) profess that kissing a guy is exactly the same as kissing a woman. This is based on his vast experience of kissing exactly one guy.
In that spirit, I am therefore prepared to nominate Sawyer as the most perfectly bisexual human on the planet, with a dead middle rating of 3 on the Kinsey scale.
It’s not that I don’t buy it. It’s just . . . Well, wait. I totally don’t fucking buy it.
To be clear, I believe he’s kidding himself.
What he’s not kidding himself about: Sawyer is very serious about his workout regimen, as he shows us early on. It’s also one of the least sexy demonstration of physical fitness I think I’ve ever seen on Sean Cody.
It’s not like he’s not attractive, because he is – Nice body, solid face, decent dick. He’s just lacking any real sexual charisma. But I also think that one more guy-on-guy kiss could unleash a fury!
Odds of Returning: I’m going to go with a crazy-ass guess of 95%. How can he throw out there that he’s kissed a guy and then not come back?
Whether he’ll be any good at it is a whole, other question.