«It doesn't get any better than watching Alan Valdez flex his beautiful body. The man has developed every inch of his muscular body to its maximum potential of perfection. He has won 1st place titles in bodybuilding competitions, has been photographed by some of the best in the world, and has appeared in magazines all over the globe. All I have to do now is give him my address and convince him to come over for a little, let's say, muscle appreciation experience.»
«It doesn't get any better than watching Alan Valdez flex his beautiful body. The man has developed every inch of his muscular body to its maximum potential of perfection. He has won 1st place titles in bodybuilding competitions, has been photographed by some of the best in the world, and has appeared in magazines all over the globe. All I have to do now is give him my address and convince him to come over for a little, let's say, muscle appreciation experience.»